Stupid warnings

[Night Fire]

Warning for those really manly men on a
Swedish Chainsaw
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

http://www.dumbwarnings.com/warnings.php?site=warnings&cid=13

[matt_s]

Man, while I find these warnings to be hilarious, they always make me pause for a second, because I know that the whole reason the warning was written was because somebody at sometime did exactly what is being warned against. In the case of this warning sticker, whoever caused this one to be written may be a candidate for the Darwin Awards

http://www.darwinawards.com/
for those of you not familiar with them