New case of Mad Cow Disease in Ohio!

[HoosierHelen]

Things have been far to serious around the Fence Post recently, God please forgive me for what I'm about to do!

This is a true story about the problem they had in Middletown, Ohio this week.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Mad_Cow_woman_arrested_for_chasing_ki ds&in_article_id=334543&in_page_id=2

James_T Please don't shoot me...I just couldn't resist not posting this one!

Helen

[james_t]

She must be Hannah Holstein's evil twin.

[jennyk]

What an udderly weird story! :rimshot:

[HomeyG]

You guys are really milking this story.

[Peaches]

Now she's moooching off the government for 30 days for free room & board.

Here's what I don't understand. you can see thru that costume...(my daughter's got one of those. very thin.) You can see that she's wearing a shirt, you can see the neckline. Is the reporter embellishing the story a bit?:stupido:

[bigbass]

Now she's moooching off the government for 30 days for free room & board.

Here's what I don't understand. you can see thru that costume...(my daughter's got one of those. very thin.) You can see that she's wearing a shirt, you can see the neckline. Is the reporter embellishing the story a bit?:stupido:

HOLY COW!

There was definitely some embellishing going on there. First and foremost, she wasn't mad, she was just overly friendly, secondly, she could not have put her foot in her mouth, in a cow suit, it had to be hoof in mouth, thirdly, she wasn't there as an attraction, she was working covertly with the F.B.I. on a cow tipping sting, and fourthly, even though she is dressed as a Holstein, she was really a Jersey girl.

[evilkumquat]

I think it's time to put this thread out to pasture.

I mean, hay! Cud it get any worse?

I just can't stomach, stomach, stomach and stomach any more cow puns.

And if you don't agree, you can kiss my dairy air.

[LuciusBeebe]

What's your beef with puns?

[HoosierHelen]

I believe Evil has a warehouse of Puns...I'm happy he has useful spot to exercise them. Let's don't stop him short of his potential! :-)

[james_t]

What's your beef with puns?

He's just in a bad moooooood