If you and all the other top posters would take a two week break people might be able to something worthwhile on this site.
John, where are you?
Good Grief John. Did not take you long to pass me. Good Job.
I have not seen you in here for a few days. Welcome back.
Lucius Beebe's book "Snoot if you must" has a chapter entitled "Overly Intoxicated". The contents of said chapter convinced me to spread the name of Beebe far and wide.
For referencing one of my all time favorite snl skits... you are forgiven your goober hate.