This is an open invitation for people to share their true funny kid stories through this site. Each week I run a "Funny Things Kids Say" column in our daily newspapers. (It is also put online.) Here is one of my favorite stories from last week:

Diane was having some one-on-one time with her grandson, Alton, 2. She was telling him how nice his brown eyes and brown hair looked. “You have brown hair like Mommy and Oggie has blond hair like Grandma,” Diane said. Alton replied, “And Daddy has pulled-out hair!” (Dad’s a baldy!) — Diane Schlemmer of LaGrange

Looking forward to hearing from you! Grace Housholder