A new candidate for Pres.

[matt_s]

New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!

Hi,

There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President... and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee:

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46...Kbnft&altl=Ufx















Sorry James !!!!

[Drifter]

That is by far the funniest thing I've seen on fence post to date!!
Thanks

[james_t]

If nominated, I will not accept. If elected, I will not serve.

[HomeyG]

If nominated, I will not accept. If elected, I will not serve.

I beg you to reconsider. We would finally have a candidate that I could vote for. You couldn't do any worse. Unless, you have some skeltons in your closet that you don't want us to find out about (humor). JAMES T. WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT.

[hairypumper]

If nominated, I will not accept. If elected, I will not serve.

Too bad the ones who did accept are only going to serve their "Party", or the people who bought them.

[evilkumquat]

THAT was very clever!

Flash FTW!

[edeevee]

Where can I get one of those bumper stickers? TEW '08!!!!!

[james_t]

Where can I get one of those bumper stickers? TEW '08!!!!!

That's another reason to stay out of politics - there are just way too many bad puns that can be made using my last name.

Besides, after four years of my administration, I'm sure we'd wind up with something like this:

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46...m&altl=Lvnrvbu

[matt_s]

I almost nominated Evil with my first one. But since you mentioned in your Status that you are not running for VP, I just assumed it was because you were running for the top billing.

[james_t]

I almost nominated Evil with my first one. But since you mentioned in your Status that you are not running for VP, I just assumed it was because you were running for the top billing.

No, no, that was from some discussion in another thread.

Unlike all the celebs or politicos who say they're leaving their job to spend more time with their family and then wind up seeking a bigger one, I really DO need to spend more time with my family.

Besides, Quat's ego and rhetoric are better suited to politics than mine.

[evilkumquat]

Besides, Quat's ego and rhetoric are better suited to politics than mine.

Rhetoric I'll cop to, but EGO...???

[james_t]

Rhetoric I'll cop to, but EGO...???

You should know I wouldn't make a statement I couldn't back up with links.

Democrat Hero®
http://www.kpcnews.net/fence_post/******.1&postcount=18

Your Highness or Sire
http://www.kpcnews.net/fence_post/******.&postcount=524

"When I have been picked on, it was usually for being smarter than those around me"
http://www.kpcnews.net/fence_post/******.37&postcount=7

[evilkumquat]

You should know I wouldn't make a statement I couldn't back up with links.

Democrat Hero®
http://www.kpcnews.net/fence_post/******.1&postcount=18

Your Highness or Sire
http://www.kpcnews.net/fence_post/******.&postcount=524

"When I have been picked on, it was usually for being smarter than those around me"
http://www.kpcnews.net/fence_post/******.37&postcount=7

This post had me laughing pretty loudly, and it takes a lot for that to happen reading stuff online, so congrats there.

In my defense:

Democrat Hero® was referring to Al Gore, not myself, nd that post clearly established me eating some humble pie;

"Your Highess or Sire" was correcting someone who gave me his own title (Chancellor);

The "smarter than me" line was immediately followed by a dig at my weight (too much) and hair (not enough), so pttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Furthermore, pttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

And then finally, pttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.