I don't think the people you're trying to express this to are really into facts, edeevee. They go by their gut, 'buzzwords', and when that fails they'll ask you why you hate 'Merica.
I wouldn't vote for Rombama or Obamney, but the crooks are always the crooks, and if they're the new 'annointed' one, you might as well forget challenging anything with facts.
"Hi! I'm Satan!....YEEESS, that guy! I know you've heard a lot of bad things about me, but my friends at WZIO and Fox "news" are smoothing that over for me, and they BETTER after making me walk around Jerusalem for three days wearing that dorky kippah, and fake praying for the cameras! I'm this years (R) issued candidate for president. I know, I used to be a member of that other horrible party, but had a very convenient change of heart. Crazy, isn't it? For president! Some may think the (R)'s standards must have gotten pretty low, or maybe that it's all rigged by the rich and powerful. Well, they're right, and I certainly couldn't care less about anybody, much less their rights and futures, but I have learned to be semi-sincere for the cameras when it comes to all that nonsense. What I can promise you is more perpetual war, and continued deterioration of your money and Constitution. Heck, we might even amp it up a little bit.... So what do you say? Vote for me?"
"AWW, I dunno, .....SURE! As long as you got that there (R) after yer name. I hate them darned socialists, and gun grabbers! I'm sure glad Fox "news" straightened out for me that yer nuthin' like that!"