Ten DollahsStumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, "Ya know, Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane." And every year, Martha would say "I know, Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten dollahs .. and ten dollahs is ten dollahs." So one year Stumpy says, "By Jeebers, Mahtha, I'm 71 yeahs old, and if I don't go... more... |
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Designated Driver?One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he... more... |
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