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A man hears a tapping at his door opens it, sees no one but hears a tiny voice, "Hey could you lend me 10 bucks?" The man looks down & sees a snail sitting on his porch. He says "What do you want?" The snail says, "Could you lend me 10 bucks?" The man yells "Get out of here!" & kicks him off the porch. A YEAR LATER the man hears a tapping on his door again. He opens it & the snail looks up and says, "What did you do that for?"
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