|
Guy comes home completely wasted after drinking with the guys. Trying not to wake his wife he trips & falls on the kitchen counter his face smashing on a glass, cutting his face is several places. He throws it in the garbage then sneaks into the bathroom doing a little first aid on himself. He then manages to sneak into bed without waking his wife. Next morning, he enters the kitchen as if all is okay. His wife seeing cuts on his face says, "You were drunk again last night, weren't you?" "No I wasn't" he replies, I just got hurt at work" His wife says, "Okay, then how do you explain the bandages all over the bathroom mirror?"
|
