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An avid golfer visits a Medium for the first time and asks if there are any golf courses in Heaven. The Medium places her hands upon her chrystal ball, closes her eyes and meditates. After a few minutes, the Medium says, "I'm getting a strong message." "What is it?", asks the Golfer. The Medium responds, "I've got good news and bad news. Which would you like first?" "The good news", says the Golfer." The Medium says, "Heaven has championship courses more challenging than anything here on earth." "Great!" says the Golfer, "And what's the bad news?" The Medium replies, "You tee off on that course tomorrow at 8."
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