Saturday 25th of May 2013
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Joke of the Day
Is nothing sacred? PDF Print E-mail
20 gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up GOD, saying: "I've got 20 Gypsies here. Can I let them in?" GOD replies, ''We are over our quota on Gypsies. Go back to the Pearly Gates and tell them to choose among them which are the Five most worthy and I will let just those Five in." Less than a minute later, St Peter is on the phone to GOD again. "They're gone", he tells GOD. "What?" says GOD, "All 20 of them?" "No," St. Peter replies,..."The Pearly Gates".