A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.
Elizabeth, a golfer who lived in a villa on the course, heard the noise and yelled over to him.
"Hey you what's your name.”
"Willis" He replied.
“Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa , I'll give you good driving lessons. I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted with a wink.
"Well okay," Willis finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, and sexy driving and putting lessons, Willis thanked his host.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" Elizabeth said with a smile , she won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart."