Thursday 23rd of May 2013
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Joke of the Day
Considerate Husband PDF Print E-mail
A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.

Elizabeth, a golfer who lived in a villa on the course, heard the noise and yelled over to him.

"Hey you what's your name.”             
 
"Willis" He replied.

“Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa , I'll give you good driving lessons.  I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted with a wink.

"Well okay," Willis finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, and sexy driving and putting lessons, Willis thanked his host.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" Elizabeth said with a smile , she won’t know anything.  By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart."