A reporter meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick and asks, “Are you a pole vaulter?” “No,” says the man, “I’m German. But how did you know my name is Walter?
How do you make a Soviet gymnast lose concentration and fall off the beam? Russia.
Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
A gymnast walks into a bar ... He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances of a medal.
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